Craptasticly Awesome

[Craptastic]
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

Here's some completely random craptastic thoughts for you.  I'm considering instituting Craptastic Thursdays for all the world to have the chance to read my craptastic thoughts.  I promise to stop using the word craptastic every other syllable after today.

• I've never seen it, but the movie Boondock Saints must have been something else for those brilliant writers to even consider making a sequel that is this freaking craptastic.  Hubby is sitting here watching it while I type and is giggling like an idiotic 7th grader, and all I can do is shake my head at the absolute idiocy that is creeping through the airwaves toward my brain.  Not since Speed 2 has there been such a sphinctacular display of sequel genius.

• Happy Hour Bar Food falls into the craptastic category {see definition #1 above} for a few reasons.  It is indeed so crappy it's good.  Grease + Grease + a sudsy beer = a few trips to the bathroom.  Note to self: visit happy hour after a 14 hour road trip to cure whatever ails ya.
  
• A brief disruption in high speed wireless internet (for a couple of days!) is completely craptastic.  Those silly neighbors that don't secure their wireless connection are a godsend.  No silly, I'm not admitting on the world wide web that I'm stealing bandwidth. I'm just sayin'... those guys are silly.

Okay, I think I'm done.  This craptastic flu I've been fighting seems to have shut down all of my "funny vibes" at around 10:15.  I must need to go to bed.